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Joke of the Day
"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."
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"*Hires life coach* ""Ok, the first thing we have to do is get you off this couch and get you moving!"" *Fires life coach*"
"Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps."
"What's your favorite joke? mine's Womens Rights."
"What do you pasta with a witty comeback? Retortellini."
"What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that"
"In honour of Mothers Day, what's your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?"
"ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable"
"Officer: Sir, we have reports you've trained this bird to injure passersby. Me: Ridiculous! O: The pet's name? M: Paul the Attack Canary."
"I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."