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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."

"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."

"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."

"Apparently ""The WiFi signal is the strongest there"" isn't the right answer when the boss asks ""Why are you spending so much time in toilet?"""

"Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer Bruce Jenner"

"I once had a midget for a wife. until I took an arrow to the knee."

"Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Beat that!!"

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"

"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."