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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey"
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"What happened to the McDonald's Cook when he stuck his dick in the pickle slicer? They both got fired."
"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club."
"Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower. I know that now."
"What cause of death did the doctor give for a patient whom died after staring at a woman's behind? assfixation"
"My New Years Resolution 4K"
"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"
"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a $0.95 corndog with a dollar!"
"To the women who keeps waking me up at 3AM by pounding on my door: I'm not letting you out."
".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"