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Joke of the Day
"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"
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"HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING. -Amish trash talk"
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"
"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
"It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf."
"Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand."
"Why is faith greater than science? Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together."
""" Wake up, little Suuuzzie, wake up "" - The Everly Brothers accidentally kill another hooker"
"What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi"