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Joke of the Day

"What's in an STD salad? green pees"

"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."

"Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW] Because it's full of Arab seamen."

"How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."

"How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world? All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it."

"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."

"When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though. Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!"

"How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know"

"I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas station. The attendant spilled it. Why am I not surprised?"