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Joke of the Day

"How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a ""crazy cat lady?"" None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos."

"What's the fastest branch of the military? The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes."

"A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"""Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?"" ""No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"

"I swallowed a 1 coin today.. ..I went to the hospital and after poking around for 10 minutes he stuck his head up and said 'ok go home, come back if there's any change' Tight bastard!"

"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord? C Minor"

"What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel."

"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."