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Joke of the Day
"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend"
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"They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings. No wonder Feminist can't start things"
"Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it."
"What do you call a virgin redneck? A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers."
"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."
"Whats that smell? Auschwitz."
"A doorbell that whispers ""hide."""
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Bahaha."
"Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes"
"What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? ""Shomething'sh Amish..."""