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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Bahaha."
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"I haven't bought an iPhone with Siri yet because I have a fear of talking to women."
"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."
"What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments? 2:39"
"(Breaks car window to save a dog) Guy: I'm in the car! Me: Yeah but it's hot Him: The AC is on! Me: Can I get in? It's really hot out here."
"Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y""... Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y"" ... Well, his name is Greg-or-y... so I chose ""Y."""
"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"
"DIVORCE Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, because they never get the house."
"You should never take what a sea monsters says seriously. They're always Kraken jokes."
"Harry is a? Fucking WIZARD!"