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Joke of the Day

"Whenever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Maybe I should let her in."

"Can't find my belt so I'll just need to get fatter."

"A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty? Because they named him Stevie Twoder."

"When the gay guy died, why did they bury him face down? So his buddies could come by and have a cold one with him."

"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"

"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."

"What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim? ""Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"""

"OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! ""OMG."" Wtf are you doing?! ""HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"""

"What do you call an eskimo peeping tom? Tom Tookalook. I'm sorry guys..."