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Joke of the Day

"What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim? ""Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"""

"I just found out that they offer college courses on how to be a janitor... Apparently it's some pretty tough shit."

"My wife once told me that she ingested fecal matter while in the womb I like to give her crap about it."

"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."

"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."

"What are 3 things a black man can't get? A fat lip, a black eye, and a job."

"How do you know when a vampire is sick? He starts coffin..."

"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."

"I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion."

"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"