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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an eskimo peeping tom? Tom Tookalook. I'm sorry guys..."
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"[campfire] And that's when he realized... HE FORGOT TO ENABLE WIFI AND WATCHED 5 SEASONS USING HIS DATA PLAN [everyone screams in terror]"
"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."
"A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together. The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her cigarette and says ""Well. I guess we answered that question."""
"Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years? I don't have 2020 vision."
"It's not right to make fun of the French It's not like theey can defend themselves anyway."
"*Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said ""Hi"" to you."
"My girlfriend told me she is sick of me quoting movies all the time I said quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn"
"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond James Bond"
"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"