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Joke of the Day

"First people said ""Myspace"" me. Now everyone says ""Facebook"" me. I'm sticking with a classic and still telling people to ""blow"" me."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!"

"Good Joke ..Not"

"America's new motto If it's worth eating it's worth over eating."

"I have a hole in my sock... Darn it!"

"I'm off to pick the kids up from school. Before their parents get there."

"And God Said to John... ""Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster"

"My love life. ..."

"Last night I finally slept with a woman who has a Coke bottle figure. Unfortunately, she was a 3 liter."

"Told my boss the salary I want when I move to California. Him: so you want the moon and all the stars too? Me: and Saturn."