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Joke of the Day

"*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*"

"What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend? You can get your dog to come."

"What's red and white and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO"

"A guy goes to a pharmacy and buys some slimming products. He asks the pharmacist: How much do you think I will be losing with this? Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks."

"How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it."

"I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it"

"what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey"

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."

"Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park"