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Joke of the Day

"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home"

"How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof? Just Juan...."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""

"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."

"Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant."

"At first I hated my new haircut... but it's growing on me."

"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."

"If you're French in the bedroom, and Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European!"