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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation? A period piece!"

"Someone stole my coffee. He was charged with mugging."

"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"

"Iceland passed away last week... its last wishes were for its ashes to be scattered across Europe..."

"[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent? Arya Stark?"

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face."

"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."

"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"

"... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop."

"what do you call a fish with no eye? Fush"