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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation? A period piece!"

"What do Peacocks mate with? Peacunts"

"My mom has a rule that we do nothing on Christmas that Jesus didn't do. Apparently, Jesus drank a pitcher of martinis & hit on the caterer.."

"What's 41 times 11? I can't find the answer anywhere."

"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."

"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"

"I was told water cooling a computer would make it faster So I threw my laptop into a pool, and now I never have to see a loading screen again!"

"what do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? Pie rate!"

"Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?"

"My prompt email replies are 10% due to me being a diligent employee, and 90% due to the crippling OCD that compels me to clear my inbox."