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Joke of the Day

"Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman"

"No, I don't want to ""Like"" your business on Facebook. I barely ""Like"" you."

"As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class."

" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "

"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."

"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""

"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."

"Reddit servers"

"Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book? It's called ""One More Thyme"""

"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."