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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? A Buffa-Loan!"
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"Indian Chief: What that bottle of vodka for? Me: I got it for my girlfriend. Indian Chief: Good trade."
"What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college? Bison."
"u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same"
"I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt & crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me."
"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin."
"If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!"
"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"
"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away"
"A guy at work calls me ""Partner"" and another guy calls me ""Chief"". Apparently we're playing Cowboys and Indians and I'm a double agent."