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Joke of the Day

"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin."

"What do you call a German tampon? A twatstika."

"Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail."

"My class requires 3 1/2 in. floppy diskettes, they're only $1 each, but the time machine to go back to 1997 is extremely expensive."

"What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party? Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !"

"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"

"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."

"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"

"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"

"My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a ""father-son"" picnic and he invited his father"