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Joke of the Day

"A guy at work calls me ""Partner"" and another guy calls me ""Chief"". Apparently we're playing Cowboys and Indians and I'm a double agent."

"I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should eliminate any more drama."

"""i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope"" ""use divorce, luke"""

"Shit Post In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum. Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down. He said ""SHIT""... It took 3 Days to clean the auditorium.."

"Why did the tortoise get arrested? Because he got there before the hare."

"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."

"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"

"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."

"Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop."