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Joke of the Day
"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""
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"What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind"
"""I'll see you in hell"" should be followed with ""and I won't even stop to say hi"". Otherwise you're just making plans with someone you hate"
"Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki."
"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""
"(Disney Dating Tips) 1.Kidnap Dad 2.Coerce Daughter 3.Awkward music-filled dates 4.Angry mob danger 5.Stockholm Syndrome -Beauty & the Beast"
"Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer."
"What did one plate say to the other? ""Lunch is on me."""
"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."
"I saw a person with a backpack and a messenger bag. Talk about some serious baggage."