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Joke of the Day

"Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping."

"Referees at the Lions-Seahawks Game"

"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."

"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."

"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"

"Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. It doesn't matter if you win you're still retarded."

"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."

"Where do cows stay when they go on vacation? In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away."

"You are right, 27 is ""just a number"" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind."