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Joke of the Day
"Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping."
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"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."
"To all the people saying I have fat fingers... FYVK OFF"
"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"
"Me: Can I buy that chandelier? Store guy: Of course. Are you putting it up yourself? Me: No, I'm hanging it from the ceiling."
"So I went on r/news today.. [removed]"
"Mitt Romney Runs for president."
"I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar Honestly, it makes a lot of cents"
"An Irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... Muahahaha, like that's possible!"
"After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home."