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Joke of the Day

"I tried oscillating once. Not a fan."

"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."

"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"

"What do you call a sexually aroused caveman? Homo Erectus."

"*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*"

"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason"" I'd like to smack them and say ""yeah, I guess you're right"""

"What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA."

"I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position."

"What do you call an Native American slut that gives directions. A Navajo. I'll leave now."

"Height Of Facebook Influence Height of Facebook influence Doctor the patient: How you're feeling now? Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons"