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Joke of the Day
"Spurs is the best football team ever."
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"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles."
"Whoever coined the phrase ""Quiet as a mouse"" has never stepped on one."
"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t."
"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."
"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""
"*deep fries turkey *deep fries deck *deep fries backyard *deep fries house *deep fries neighborhood *deep fries los angeles"
"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"
"White girl frustrated in the 1700's: ""I shan't even"""