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Joke of the Day

"If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo? Racist"

"There are only two certain things in computer programming life... death and syntax (end)."

"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."

"If your ex is dropping subtle hints drop bigger hints. Like a toaster in a bathtub."

"I got hit by a car today, guys. Don't worry. I'm okay. It just grazed me, ripped my cargo pants pocket clean off, egg rolls everywhere."

"""Why did he win?! Anyone who supports Trump is nuts!"" said the Hillary supporter, fully unaware that cashews alone outnumber humans 50 to 1 ..."

"My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password"

"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."

"Got a booty text from my ex-husband so I did the logical thing and forwarded it to his new girlfriend."

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."