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Joke of the Day

"A car goes to the grocery store... For the first time, who didn't see one's part because it was the only one left"

"xpost from /r/tellmeajoke TMAJ that includes ""shotgun"" and ""paring knife"""

"I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... The ending was shit"

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work."

"When an unattractive woman in a bar asks me my sign I tell her ""Stop."""

"So it's the first day of shop class... The teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?"" A girl raises her hand and says, ""I don't know. I've never been bolted before."""

"I just got a text from a number I don't recognize saying, 'You're an embarrassment of a son'. I've narrowed it down to 2 people."

"The other day I ran into my Ex So I backed up and ran into her again."

"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"

"My ex told me that I was gonna die alone... I told her she was wrong because I would die while making out with a shotgun."