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Joke of the Day
"What did the black kid get on his ACT? BBQ sauce"
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"Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer"
"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"
"Why did the demon get arrested? Posession"
"So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious"
"What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic"
"Having sex is like poker if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business? All of its servers were busy"
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
"My sex life is like my credit card. It expired a long time ago."