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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cup fall over? Because it was drunk."
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"Subreddit for 6 year old Korean jokes... enjoy! www.reddit.com/r/6yearoldkoreanjokes"
"I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it."
"My facebook homepage has become a sea of 'who the fuck is that?'"
"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
"People say that I'm skeptical but I don't believe them."
"Watch The Walking Dead with someone who's super into it so every time a zombie appears you can pull the old, ""Wait, who's this now?"""
"What was the General's answer... to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? ""Tanks, Obama."""
"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."