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Joke of the Day
"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."
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"Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off"
"Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments! Someone left a note on my car which said ""Parking fine!"" I was so happy :)"
"Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
"My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"I know it's not safe but our taxi driver keeps falling asleep at every light and it's getting hilarious"
"What do you call someone who tops Darth Vader during sex? An Invader."
"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."
"Johnny Depp would have made an excellent Catwoman."
"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"