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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 4 pints"

"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"

"I want the Cowboys to come to my funeral so they can let me down one last time!! (Shots fired)"

"I accidentally got my mom prego... :( She wanted Ragu."

"Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cannot count.. I'm the 1st kind of person, I can count."

"I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me."

"Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name."

"How do shellfish get high? At a clam bake"

"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam"