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Joke of the Day
"I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me."
Next Joke
"I just smoked the fattest blunt.. And now my refrigerator is nervous!"
"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"
"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."
"What's Mario's favourite clothing? Denim denim denim"
"Knock knock who's there Jo Jo who? Jo moms!"
"Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering"
"What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like? Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto"
"What did the serial killer say before he killed his victim? cheerio."
"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"