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Joke of the Day
"How do shellfish get high? At a clam bake"
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"The Three Words You Dread What are the three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey, I'm home."""
"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."
"As a German, this year is the first year I'm really happy... ...that I have missed the Coke X-Mas truck."
"Subway wasn't the only thing Jared Fogle was eating fresh"
"ATTENTION TARGET SHOPPERS THERE IS A VAN PARKED OUTSIDE WITH A FLAMING UNICORN PAINTED ON IT WOULD THE OWNER PLEASE COME UP FRONT FOR A HI 5"
"My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell."
"If your an American before you go in the bathroom and your an American when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European"
"What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed? ""I Duggar."""
"Drunkenly changed my voicemail to ""if you like cheese, press 2. Para Spanish, press cheese. To hear more cheeses, say goooo-DA"""