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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."
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"What do you call a person with.. A phone."
"Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays."
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."
"To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic"
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"Jesus knock tentatively on God's door, enters, and God says..... Now lets go through this one more time....What exactly did you tell them again?"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
"Black lives matter But only three fifths as much"
"Did you know that its illegal for someone living next to a cemetery to be buried there? that would be called murder."