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Joke of the Day
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
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"What kind of cheese do metalheads eat? BRIEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate myself"
"They opened the tomb and were all, ""Where'd he go?"" and the angel said, ""He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes"" and they were like, ""Word."""
"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"
"i know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes"
"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder ."
"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"
"I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol. (Blind jokes are the best kind)"
"Who do they bring in if the stand up comedian dies during the show? A stand in comedian"
"Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for a week."