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"My Korean friend died last week... So Yung"
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"What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive? A M-80."
"Why was the killer's watch arrested? Because it was proven to be accessory to murder."
"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"
"Just asked Siri. ""Surely it's not going to rain today?"" She said ""it will, and don't call me Shirley"" ...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode."
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"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"
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