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Joke of the Day
"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
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"[magic show] MAGICIAN {fanning out deck of cards}: Pick a card, any card... ME: Your VISA card MAGICIAN: God dammit!"
"What do you call a blind german? A Not - see (Nazi)"
"did you hear about the flying German pancakes in WW2? they were in the luftwaffle!"
"What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle? Fiction."
"What did the vegetables say at the garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet"
"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."
"A guy laughed at me because I only have a 19"" TV. I suggested we not laugh about how many inches things are. That shut him up."
"""IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE ""THE ROCK"" JOHNSON"" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN ""PAPER"" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*"