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Joke of the Day

"dont tell the delivery guy you're gonna Fuck the pizza. Don't tell delivery guy You're gonna fuck the Pizza ""Thank you i intend to Fu"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

"The store that has everything. I keep hearing about this amazing store that has EVERYTHING. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere... anyone know where ""Participating Locations"" is at?"

"How's Bud Light like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking pretty close to water."

"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."

"What makes a USPS joke funny? The delivery."

"I was helping a Spanish guy load things in his car and he kept calling me names every time I did something nice. Everytime I helped him he called me a grassy-ass."

"i don't know why people think women are weak... well hell pots and pans are heavy"

"Why do robots never cuddle after sex? Because all a robot does is nuts and bolts."

"How does a tornado tell the time? It checks the tornado watch."