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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future."

"What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong"

"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."

"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"What are the level differences between nannies? Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale."

"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."

"Beyonce made a song called ""Single Ladies"" then went home to her husband and left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy"

"There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine."

"Like the man who has run out kleenexes... this is bound to come in handy!"