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Joke of the Day
"How does your stomach know to send the burps to the mouth and the farts to your bum?"
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"Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?"
"""You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need."""
"A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking? Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?"
"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"
"INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts."
"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."
"My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food."
"What's the difference between a cult and a religion ? About a couple thousand years."
"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."