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Joke of the Day
"How does your stomach know to send the burps to the mouth and the farts to your bum?"
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"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""
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"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."
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