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Joke of the Day

"My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair. I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend."

"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."

"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."

"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? Then it probably hasn't been made yet."

"Did you hear about the porn star who wanted to do a scene with all five members of Aerosmith? It didn't quite work out. They could only get Foreigner"

"What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does? Outstanding in his field"

"Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay's man house knock knock you: who's there? the chicken."

"Dinosaurs could be a lot prettier if we'd all just admit they had feathers. I mean they would still eat you, but they would do it prettily."

"Why did Trump run in Us instead of Canada? Because He's worried that he would win with a minority government."

"What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large"