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Joke of the Day
"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."
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"You don't have to write 'Twitter addict' in your bio. Your 58675687K tweets give it up by themselves."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."
"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color."
"i want to be objectified but only by very specific people"
"What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''"
"How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf."
"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."
"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"
"I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES ""Don't you mean catlike-"" BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]"