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Joke of the Day
"My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical."
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"What shakes at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
"I just submitted my penis as ""Innovator of the Year"" in 2009, for his pioneering work in solving womens hunger."
"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)"
"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""
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"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"
"10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont"
"What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar? I've seen herbivore."
"I saw two Asian guys backing up a UHaul truck to a Home Depot and it reminded me of a great thing about being white. I know someone with a pickup truck."