135604

Joke of the Day

"What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars? They have a Bobba Fetish"

"Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don't like faggots"

"I need beer money but I've probably captured my neighbor's cat and returned it for the reward one too many times."

"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"

"I had a blind date last night At least I think it was a date. The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!!"

"What's the difference between Jesus and my dad? Jesus promised to come back one day..."

"this joke off right. Oh! I wish I could go back in time and start"

"Why are there no penguins in Britain? They're scared of Wales."

"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."