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Joke of the Day

"I want to be a ""cool"" uncle, so I let my nephew play with all the things I wasn't allowed to when I was his age. Mostly knives and bleach."

"What do you call an angry German? Sauerkraut."

"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"The Russian skater has a mullet. Glasnost in front, Perestroika in back."

"What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."

"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""

"1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess & instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets."

"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"

"*takes your compliment* *stares nervously at it*"