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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Tolkien creature who studies insects? An *Ent*omologist"
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"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."
"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down..."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."" he said."
"I got invited to a block party recently. I show up, blocks EVERYWHERE."
"Why are camouflage jokes always great? Because you never see them coming."
"A redhead tells her blonde step-sister that she slept with a Brazilian... ...and she replies with ""Omg! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"
"Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barmen says... ""Get out! You're Bard"""
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""