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Joke of the Day

"What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee? You stumped me!"

"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"

"A black man, an Asian and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender tells them to get out."

"The ending of ""Romeo and Juliet"" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married."

"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black one steals your watch and stabs you."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? ....the refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."

"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""

"I found my girlfriend's mute button! It's located on her jugular. Only catch is that I had to use a knife to reach it."