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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor poked my eyeball out so I asked for an iPhone 7 as a compensation An i for an eye as they say"

"One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove? A tampon."

"You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!"

"I lost my mood ring this morning... I don't even know how i feel about this."

"The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about."

"A neutrino walks through a bar."

"""There will be snacks."" - someone successfully convincing me to do anything"

"My girlfriend has her very own Indian name.... Running Late."

"What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common? Bad blood."

"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"