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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."

"Did you hear about the temple that burnt down? Holy smokes."

"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"

"Young lady to father ""Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "" ""Dentist"" ""Why father ?"" ""We have only one heart but 32 teeth!"""

"What do you call a hobo who becomes a pimp? Rags to bitches"

"The one upside to having twins Deciding how to split child custody during the divorce."

"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"

"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."

"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."

"My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a lockpicker. Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a lockpicker. We should break it off."" Me: ""But then it might get stuck inside the lock!"""