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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""

"Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers."

"Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread."

"My wife can suffer in silence louder than anyone I know."

"I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"

"My dad always told me... Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat. Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad."

"What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!"

"What does the first lady say after bad sex? Thanks Obama."