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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"Oe Oe Oe so there's these 2 monkeys bathing one monkey says: oe oe ooooe second monkey says: did you forgot to put some cold water in?"

"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."

"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""

"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"

"What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield? You can actually get through the minefield alive."

"Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time."

"My favourite porn category is the one where girls quote 19th century Irish writers Girls Gone Wilde."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!"

"What comes in little cans? Red Bull and Priests."