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Joke of the Day
"You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout ""police emergency"" and run away"
Next Joke
"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."
"before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do"
"Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things"
"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"
"My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem."
"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."
"What do horny campers and Leo Di Caprios acting have in common? They are both fucking intense!"
"Sorry kids, Santa isn't real. If he was, he'd be an obese pedophile, felon, and elf slave owner. Seriously though, Merry Christmas."