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Joke of the Day

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."

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"Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light"
"What has 2 eyes, 2 belly buttons and 2 legs? 2 pirates."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !"
"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
"When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight."
"Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white."
"What did Jeffrey Dahlmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Excuse me are you going to eat that? *Ellen Barken on David Letterman show."